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A woman in a navy long sleeve that says Yestertime
Fall 2026

Grown-ups

Sizes S to 3XL. The parent's hoodie.

44 words
A grown-up wearing I'm Doing Plenty of Good Here
I'm Doing Plenty of Good Here(phr.) a parent, on a Tuesdayfrom $48For the grown-up
A grown-up wearing Learn True Love of Mine
Learn True Love of Mine(phr.) what a parent is here forfrom $48For the grown-up
A grown-up wearing Yestertime
Yestertime(n.) any time before right nowfrom $43
A grown-up wearing Awesomer
Awesomer(adj.) more awesome than thatfrom $30
A grown-up wearing Trifficult
Trifficult(adj.) difficult, the way he said itfrom $28
A grown-up wearing Gooder & Gooder
Gooder & Gooder(adv.) how things are goingfrom $48Special
A grown-up wearing Sidewards
Sidewards(adv.) toward the side, but with feelingfrom $38Special
A grown-up wearing Oh Yea? Say What
Oh Yea? Say What(phr.) a challenge has been issuedfrom $43
A grown-up wearing Happy Ever Again
Happy Ever Again(n.) what comes after happily ever afterfrom $30Special
A grown-up wearing Funkshun
Funkshun(n.) a party, but with more funkfrom $28Special
A grown-up wearing Wibbalin'
Wibbalin'(v.) wobbling, wiggling and dancing at oncefrom $48
A grown-up wearing Gymnapstix
Gymnapstix(n.) gymnastics, performed on a chopstickfrom $38
A grown-up wearing Lifety Guard
Lifety Guard(n.) the person who guards your lifetyfrom $43Special
A grown-up wearing Me Did
Me Did(phr.) a full confessionfrom $30
A grown-up wearing I Likeded It
I Likeded It(phr.) a five-star reviewfrom $28
A grown-up wearing Hayo
Hayo(interj.) hello, said by someone glad to see youfrom $48
A grown-up wearing Scrapple Eggs
Scrapple Eggs(n.) scrambled eggs, Philadelphia stylefrom $38Special
A grown-up wearing Buckets of Rain
Buckets of Rain(n.) the official unit of a downpourfrom $43Special
A grown-up wearing Worker
Worker(n.) anyone with a job, including Dadfrom $30Special
A grown-up wearing Done It
Done It(phr.) finished, and proudfrom $28
A grown-up wearing Doing It
Doing It(phr.) in progress, do not interruptfrom $48
A grown-up wearing Brought It
Brought It(phr.) delivered, as promisedfrom $38
A grown-up wearing In It
In It(phr.) fully committedfrom $43
A grown-up wearing What
What(interj.) the answer to everything, said with attitudefrom $30
A grown-up wearing Deal
Deal(interj.) agreed. Shake on it.from $28
A grown-up wearing Iffy
Iffy(adj.) not sure about this onefrom $48
A grown-up wearing Watchin'
Watchin'(v.) seeing everything you dofrom $38
A grown-up wearing I Win You
I Win You(phr.) victory, announcedfrom $43
A grown-up wearing I Won You
I Won You(phr.) victory, past tense, still announcedfrom $30
A grown-up wearing Hear This
Hear This(phr.) an important announcement followsfrom $28
A grown-up wearing I Know Somethin'
I Know Somethin'(phr.) a secret is about to be toldfrom $48
A grown-up wearing Good Plan
Good Plan(phr.) approval of a plan, usually involving snacksfrom $38
A grown-up wearing 3 o.m.
3 o.m.(n.) a time of day that exists only for kidsfrom $43
A grown-up wearing O Mama Mia
O Mama Mia(interj.) astonishment, Italian-adjacentfrom $30
A grown-up wearing Bam It
Bam It(v.) to hit it outta therefrom $28Special
A grown-up wearing Wam That Ball!
Wam That Ball!(phr.) coaching advice, all sportsfrom $48
A grown-up wearing Your Whole Wallet
Your Whole Wallet(n.) the price of something very goodfrom $38
A grown-up wearing High Score
High Score(n.) the high for the day, as reported by a kidfrom $43Special
A grown-up wearing Show Your Real Face
Show Your Real Face(phr.) stop pretendingfrom $30
A grown-up wearing Chicken Patio Sandwich
Chicken Patio Sandwich(n.) a chicken patty sandwich, eaten outsidefrom $28
A grown-up wearing Seventy Finals
Seventy Finals(n.) the last round, and then seventy morefrom $38
A grown-up wearing Pooinyapanz
Pooinyapanz(n.) a situation nobody wants to discussfrom $43
A grown-up wearing That Giant Screen Right There
That Giant Screen Right There(n.) the TVfrom $30Special
A grown-up wearing Doin' Stink
Doin' Stink(v.) playing badly, with those penaltiesfrom $28Special
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